Well, Colleague
Morgenthau, we did a good piece
of business today." "Splendid, Colleague
Silberstein. We took the lovely
money from the two Goy women and
can put it in our own pockets.
This story tells how a Jewish lawyer,
by making the same promises to two
German women, complainant and defendant,
takes fees from both. In the court
judgment is given: Both women are
guilty. Both must pay.
After the court proceedings
the two Jewish lawyers who have so
arranged the case congratulate one
another on the good business they
have done:
Now we have jewed the
two Gojas of their money, we can put
it in our sack!
The two German women
recognise they have been cheated,
make peace with one another, and take
the experience as a warning never
to quarrel again and:
Never to go again to
Jewish lawyers.
We will remember all
our lives this saying:
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The Jewish lawyer
Has no feeling for justice.
He only goes to court
Because of the prospect of money.
Whether brave and good people
Wear themselves out and bleed,
Leaves the Jew completely cold.
Never go to a Jewish lawyer!
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